This could be considered dangerous. If you think it’s about you, it’s not. Well maybe not.
I come up with the greatest things to say an hour after a meeting/situation/fight/etc. If I had to go back, 75% of the time I would have said them. As for the other 25%- it's prolly a good idea that I never said them as my life is already like a barometer of various degrees of dysfunction.
-This is my first date in 3 ½ years (whoa! I had been with the same person for 3 ½ years. I still can’t believe that.!) and it was fantastic. If only you were 8 years younger at the minimum, didn’t have 3 kids, and were 2 inches taller. If only… You could teach a class on how to have a fantastic first date.
-I am never going to sleep with you. But I like our dates.
-I want to push you down, old lady at the salad bar. Move your saggy ass. Standing there is not going to make the purple cabbage look any fresher.
