-You’re moving way to fast for me and while I like you, I need you to slow down but not too much.
-You give awful massages. Just stop.
-You just met my mom is the worst way possible and I want to tell you why she was even here but I can’t get the words out because I’m scared you’ll stop liking me or worse, that I’m a victim.
-I wish you would come back to St. Louis and save me. I should have told you the whole story. I could never live in DC.
-I need you to just be there. You don’t need to plan anything at all.
-Let’s clarify our relationship because I have no idea what I’m doing or what we’re doing but I don’t want to be the one to ask for clarification because I’m dating someone else and I don’t want to choose… yet. Are you dating someone else?
-More sex. More, more, more.
-You look amazing naked. Please don’t put your clothes back on. Please don't get out of bed.
-I’m glad you didn’t show up to Thanksgiving. It was better because you weren’t there.
