December

-I am not good enough for you and you’re going to figure this out way too soon.

-I am so glad that I’m not going to be in the office for Christmas. The gladness is overwhelming.

-I just got hit on and slightly groped by a food service worker at JFK. I kind of enjoyed it considering I’ve been flying all day and I look like shit. I may have a narcissistic disorder.

-I kind of dig the airline food on Swiss Air. I like how everything is individually wrapped and I can’t really identify what things are but they taste interesting.***

-I am an Israel and I feel nothing yet. When is it going to hit me? Are other people thinking this?***

-Being back sucks. You will never be able to understand how much it sucks. When will this feeling go away so I can enjoy my life again?

-You make me wish I was a lesbian and I can’t stop staring at you and while I really like guys, I really like you except I could never sleep with a girl.

***I had a lot of inappropriate thoughts that I wanted to write down while in Israel but I was too busy to write them in my journal of thoughts and some of them I’m embarrassed that I even thought….